Take your dark humor to the next level with this unhinged “I Have Rabies” cotton T-shirt — a hilariously weird gift that’s perfect for friends, sisters, or anyone with a chaotic sense of humor. Whether you’re grabbing coffee in New York City, attending a party in Los Angeles, or turning heads in Chicago, this tee is made to start conversations.

Soft, breathable cotton keeps you comfortable through summer heat in Phoenix, chill hangs in Seattle, or road trips through Houston.

From brunch with friends in Philadelphia to awkward family BBQs in Dallas, this sarcastic short-sleeve shirt brings laughs everywhere. It’s a hit with college students in Austin, artists in Portland, and offbeat fashion fans in San Diego. Whether you're walking the streets of Atlanta, browsing thrift shops in San Antonio, or lounging around in Orlando, the bold print says exactly what you’re thinking—without having to say a word.

Loved by edgy personalities in Denver, quirky creatives in Charlotte, and meme-lovers in Columbus, this tee makes a hilarious gift for birthdays, joke presents, or just because. Popular in cities like Salt Lake City, Fresno, and Tucson, it’s perfect for standing out in a crowd. Whether you're heading to a concert in Nashville, bar hopping in Milwaukee, or chilling in Baltimore, this shirt keeps things weird in the best way. Fans from Detroit to Miami, Raleigh to San Jose all agree—this shirt is for those who embrace chaos, unapologetically.

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